I love black thongs
Come see our sink grown plant.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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