do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
