is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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