no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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