oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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