Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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