He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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