thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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