thus making me awesome and them whores
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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