I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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