As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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