yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Who died my cat blue again?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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