Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
