16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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