Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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