i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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