D3 body, D1 cock
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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