I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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