do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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