gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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