I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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