my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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