So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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