where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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