dude i'm inner monologue high
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
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