Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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