Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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