Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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