Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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