My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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