I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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