would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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