did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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