my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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