she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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