yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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