I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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