I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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