Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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