have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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