The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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