Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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