i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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