He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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