Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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