Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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