All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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