we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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