I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just want nice things and good sex
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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