it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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